by 459395 February 17, 2022
Get the Cake leap surprise mug.(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
Get the Sob cake mug.Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?
Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf June 7, 2018
Get the Kentucky Funnel Cake mug.Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
Get the Pineapple Upside-Down Cake mug.A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.
Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.
by Snake145 November 23, 2022
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Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.
Jake; Wtf bro..
Jeremy; Yeah I call her Cake
Jake; Ew why?
Jeremy; Because shes moist and whenever I see her I want to eat her.
Jake; Wtf bro..
by nonyabiss January 10, 2013
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Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021
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