derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 12, 2018

things filled with beans that shouldn't be

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.

Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.

by Doosh Bigelow January 12, 2022

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

by lovesdinosaurs28 May 29, 2012

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

sexy green bean

Me

I'm the sexy green bean bro

by Mario kart 2 June 29, 2023

Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping

"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"

by Beantoads January 19, 2016

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 10, 2014