Fake love

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

Crust of love

It's when you cum on someone's face in the late evening when your lover (or really good friend) is sleeping. Then when he/she wakes up in the morning he/she will wake up with the crust of love.

"Did you like my crust of love this morning?"

by homeless geoff January 14, 2013

total love

Love where one only finds only his/her partner attractive. Where they only have feelings for each other. Where everyone else is inconsiderable.

He doubted that his girlfriend was reciprocating his total love after she had brought up the attractiveness of two other guys with him.

by Trolltastic June 18, 2012

love on the brain

When your love for someone is so strong it’s constantly on your brain.

“He makes me feel things I’ve never felt before”

“Must be love on the brain”

by heybestiezzzzz April 1, 2021

My Love

You. All the love I have in the world. Is you.

Good morning, My Love

by A Therapist's Dream October 11, 2021

banana of love

a colorful slang word for penis. Mainly said at CTY when describing a naked man in a window.

In the window of loneliness, his banana of love was barely visible.

by Person May 13, 2005

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008