by monty innit June 1, 2018

Everyone's goals James likes Belle and Belle likes James everyone knows except them everyone loves James and Belle
by Bivinbikebarry June 11, 2016

Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020

James is a loving guy who will do anything for his loved ones. He is kind and especially funny, everyone loves him. Make sure not to lose a James because it will leave you heartbroken and you will have lost a life-long friend. A James is very loyal and will keep your secrets for you and not expose you if you don’t want to be.
by Sunset_lvrr11 April 26, 2023

by Titsuro November 21, 2021

James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!
Her: I'm so in love with you.
Her: I'm so in love with you.
by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022

Joshua James is an amazing, awesome, and fantastic guys. He can make you smile no matter what. He is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Will have your back when you need support. He is totally mysterious and sometimes weird. He loves astronomy so be with him under the night sky and talk about the universe. This kind of character is rare for a common guy so grab your own before anyone else does.
by UniGuy June 9, 2021
