I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016

derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

Bean palming

When getting head from a bald female or short haired female and you rest your hand in top of their head. Bean palming

I was chilling with this girl last night and one thing lead to another, next thing I knew I was bean palming the girl.

by Oneewayy777 January 31, 2021

Crasy bean

A crasy bean is a bean that is crasy. Do not eat it because it will make your stomach feel crasy because it has crasy layers

Hey don't eat that! It is a crasy bean. That is a sin.

by Lmao!!! May 8, 2014

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021