The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

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Hoarder of God

Are you a Hoarder of God?”

by MinocquaFuck June 01, 2021

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Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 02, 2024

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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

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A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 20, 2022

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john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

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Very attractive rapper that blew up on soundcloud and is gonna be a XXL freshman.

Jace: Yall heard of Demi God?
Brady: No why?
Jace HE'S NEXT UP

by sime slime December 03, 2019

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