friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

Field Trip Friends

People that you wouldn't normally hang out with, but since your on a field trip with them you become friends for the day.

Person 1: Hey how was that field trip yesterday?
Person 2: Oh it was fun me and John were field trip friends!
Person 1: Oh cool, I heard hes a fun field trip friend.

by MealsonHeals January 3, 2016

My friend Dean

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank

Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 11, 2018

Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Friends with sort of benefits

Friends with benefits but you guys don’t have sex. you just make out and are really close until you guys fall for each other.

me and sara are Friends with sort of benefits

by eli houldding December 3, 2019

best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".

I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.

by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019