carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Nutter Butter

A person who is absolutely filthy at gaming, no one stands a chance against a nutter butter. A nutter butter will ALWAYS dump a shit on you

No skin: “Guy 240!, he just double pumped me!”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”

by Wtf1276 June 9, 2018

goober butter

stuff that comes out of a peen

Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

bread and butter miss

a school girl, a young school girl.

Dude, look at that bread and butter miss.

by mansoo June 5, 2012

Butter

Mondo Owada from the game series Danganronpa

Mondo? Don’t know him, I know a butter though! (Typical fandom jokes amirite?)

by Kenma’s PSP November 18, 2020

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.

Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.

by Randy Laney June 22, 2025