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distraction beast

(noun)

a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.

b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.

c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
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Mr Beast

Mr Beast can be defined as "take my money and be gone forever"
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The Beast

Aliester Crowley.

A beast is best when he hardly exists, when his magic is cast, his mark is dead, marks will say War did it yourself.
The Beast 666 rings hells bells from the grave, from the hand of Iron Man.
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Brick beast

Any very massive and ugly building.
"Every building produced by the Bauhaus Movement was just an ugly brick beast."
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Hentai Beast

A savory cocktail made of 1/8 to 1/4 parts Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey and 7/8/ to 3/4 Horchata.
" Jesus fuck....that Hentai Beast is as Mexican as it is nut buttery."
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tay beast mode

the mother fuckin goat and beast at comps
look at tay beast mode, they got 50 in snake before everyone
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Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!
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