silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.

by Big E October 29, 2004

All fart, no poo

Another way of saying ‘all talk, no action’

Darragh called Kevin out for being able to slug 5 pints in 10 minutes, he wouldn’t prove it so Ciaran said he is ‘all fart, no poo’

by Dazzakidx January 22, 2019

Bitch, booty fart

An iconic saying that can express many emotions, or give your friends a good laugh. Either way, if you say "bitch, booty fart", you are superior to all of your peers.

"Thoughts on teen pregnancy?"
"Bitch, booty fart!"

by ImHeureux May 9, 2020

Fart Fact 10

This is a fact, not wishful thinking. If you’re a woman, a fart can really take you by surprise. One woman took to Social Media to ponder something strange that happened to her when she farted. She asked the question "Do you ever fart and the fart goes past your vagina and your labia moves?" She had hundreds of responses from women who had experienced this phenomenon which, apparently, is called a vart.

“Kim’s just let go a vart.”
“How do you know?”
“Her snatch wobbled, Fart Fact 10.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

alien fart porn

When two aliens cum inside of each other then take turns farting it back out.

Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.

Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?

by valkrah July 1, 2022

big wet fart

Why did you look this up.

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.

by Macabitz July 15, 2021

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009