by suckyamuddabattyboy October 2, 2022

When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored
you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°
by my completely real name September 26, 2022

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard
Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD
Person 2 how big is it
Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 2 ya
Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)
Person 2 gyad damnnnn
Person 1 ikr. so small
Person 2 the fuck
Person 1 ya only half the size of mine
Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)
by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

by Nicolasking June 9, 2022

by IanTehGansta69 March 20, 2022

Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020
