Water

Ooooh... Do the Jews... Do the Jews need water for some reason?

Hym "Bombing Syria... So the can take control of their water supply? Do they not already have water? Why do they all of a sudden need Syria's water?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

After Water

Water resulting from melted ice.

I drank all my water and then the ice melted. The melted ice tastes like after water.

by OTot90 February 22, 2025

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

bibby water

A reference to something with an alcohol percentage but not a mixed drink. Mainly used to refer to liquor (example: vodka).

1.
Guy: Hey man, did you pick up any bibby water?

Other Guy: Yeah, I picked up a mickey of Jack Daniel's and a 26er of Smirnoff.

2.
Girl: Did you get some bibby water for Matt's party?

Other Girl: No, I got a bunch of coolers instead.

by MaWiMc September 28, 2008

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015