by boxybooawesomeTENNIS November 15, 2023
Get the Slap her ass mug.The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022
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Get the Slap mug."Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
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"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"
by proooj February 29, 2016
Get the Slapping the cat mug.To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.
“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
Get the Slap the biffon mug.When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
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