by orange joose554 July 23, 2021
Get the simpmug. by Jackeryz May 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.
This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.
This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.
Hey man, how's your new iPhone?
It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.
Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?
Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?
Man you're a total prod-simp.
It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.
Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?
Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?
Man you're a total prod-simp.
by The British Tea January 30, 2022
Get the Prod-simpmug. 
Bobbie. Someone who loses their keys and doesn’t ask the person who has them to bring them for him. Probably flips his hair.
by Neh90 February 14, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Similar to a male cuckold, but in this case they're even lower than that.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
>Oh I had a date with this girl I just met and it was so enjoyable for both of us, I tried to be as nice as possible
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.
Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.
Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
by neryns August 18, 2021
Get the Backup Simpmug.