pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

pulling a braxton

where your in the skype call yet you dont talk!

Geez, jimmy was pulling a braxton today.

by pullinpusssaaaayyy September 23, 2012

Pulls a Phil

To trip over or damage an audio cable, while in use, therefore silencing audio entertainment for others. Consequently, ruining everyone's evening and/or audio experience!

"What happened to the tunes?!"

"I don't know, I heard some drunk retard tripped over a wire and broke the stereo!"

"Damn, how the hell did that happen?!"

"I don't know, but a party isn't a party until somebody pulls a Phil!"

"Ohhh,, this party sucks,,"

by Natediggitydog December 14, 2012

Pulled a Rav

When you signal and start to turn into another lane, and a car from the far lane drives into you without looking.

I pulled a Rav the other day on 495, this idiot driver just merged right into me!

by Micrometer December 18, 2012

Pulling Gravy

To massage or stroke a penis, to jerk off.

1. Now listen son, pulling gravy on the couch can ruin the fabric.

2. She pulls gravy for five bucks a shot.

3. Pulling gravy can be considered rude at the dinner table.

by th0r September 14, 2012

scrotational pull

When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.

I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.

by King Glans June 22, 2012

Pulling a Dickens

When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.

Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.

by Enter Romero August 21, 2012