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topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.
Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.
by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006
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Face Off

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.
"Hey man lets face off tonight"

"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"
by Face off master May 14, 2010
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Get off my sack

U are getting on my last nerve, would u please get out of my face?
sack annoying nerves
Mother: Did u take the trash out? I told u to take out the trash, do the dishes, make ur bed, clean ur room, etc.
Jack: O my god!!! I said i wud do it, get off my sack.
by Breezy12 July 5, 2008
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sawed-off

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.
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Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
by King Jerk II April 27, 2009
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break me off

as in "give me some"
as in movie "Clueless"...when character sees a cute waiter and says '"break me off a piece" of that.' She wants some of the waiter.
by julie October 5, 2003
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Break one off

When a man ejaculates
"Man I would love to break one off in that chick!"

"If anyone needs me I will be in the bathroom breaking one off."
by Dekman August 26, 2006
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