Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

Nutter Butter

When the male ejaculates during a prostate exam. When the male unintentionally busts a nut while at a doctors clinic getting a physical exam.

Bro! The last prostate exam I went to was crazy. As soon as the doctor was knuckles deep in my ass, I couldn't help but nutter butter. It was scary and exciting all at the same time.

by NewJerzJr March 13, 2024

The Butter

“The Butter” is a Saudi Arabian slang that means the bottom line.

“I’m busy but I really wanna know so just give me the butter ”
“Alright, we met up, he was trying to help me fix the car, and he failed. And i was stuck for 3 hours”

by crazyrichcatlady August 27, 2022

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.

I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.

by Earl! January 28, 2023

Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.

-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !

by Ａｓｈｅｓ January 14, 2021