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Julia King

Julia king is a normal girl that usually likes ugly things like stickers or her boyfriend and also tends to send shit pics to her closest friends and family. She hates human interaction but loves cheesecake. Planning on giving her coffee? well you better have a bathroom because coffee tends to make her have explosive diarrhea. She says she loves lex but we’ll never know for sure until the wedding. She loves several Korean pop groups like twice or red velvet ( that’s all i can remember other than nct) but she also likes a variety of different types of music.
She doesn’t realize how beautiful she is and how badly guys want her.
Friend 1: Is that a picture of a shit?

Friend 2: oh it must be from Julia King
by ThewesternLex November 23, 2021
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King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.
Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.
by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022
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chilly king

Hey bro what you got going on? Right now Im chilly king!!!!
by H.P. General September 18, 2021
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Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.
by nigerianprince August 4, 2019
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King Spootram

King Spootram appeared as the first object in existence when god created the universe. It is widely believed (and accepted) that he is the creator of all the trams in the world when he decided to clone himself one april fools so he could trick his girlfriend at the time, Australian foreign minister Alexander Downer. According to legend King Spootram traveled out to space and built a cloning machine out of shavings from gods' beard, but when he tried to clone himself the machine exploded and created a massive fireball that was so powerful it would burn for eighty four million years, or the distance in millimetres from the centre of Mick Jaggers lips to the outermost point of them. When the sun was created it also became a spawning point for all the trams in existence. King Spootram was severely mutated in the accident and now has the appearance of a locomotive. It is believed that before his accident King Spootram was a magnificent red tram wearing a scarlet blouse with blue tassels and had 'Spoo' written on a sign on the side of him in Jokerman. Noone has ever seen spootram in his original form but a mexican apparently had a moustache which was an exact replica of him and believed by many to be a reincarnation of him, unfortuneately it was involved in a tragic shaving accident in March 2003.5132.
Hail King Spootram king of the trams, blah, LE END
by A male prostitute July 24, 2008
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The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!
Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist
Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.
by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019
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