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fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
by commiebobo November 26, 2009
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Let's just be friends

When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!
by A person yo September 16, 2016
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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
by blind_assassin January 4, 2007
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Toxic friend(s)

A friend or group of friends who get mad at you for no real reason, and think that everything that goes wrong has to do with you. A toxic friend(s) will talk also talk bad about you to your other friends to try and get them to not be your friend anymore.
Lilly: hey do you remember when you peed your pants?

Susan: that was in second grade and you poured water and my favorite dress.
Jess: Don't be such a toxic friend(s)
by Tiktokers October 21, 2019
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2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you
by somoreya April 21, 2018
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love hate friends

when 2 friends who always like each other, always hate each other, but will always be there when one interacts. your love hate friend is your homie that you love and hate at the same time
ayeeee you aint speak to her in 4 days you sure you can tell her that? Hell yeah, she my love hate friends
by oozebat August 20, 2022
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best friend law

If this law is called between two people that have agreed they are best friends then the person that calls the law is in a family related, relationship related, love related, school-related, or social related situation. After this law has been called the the opposite person of the one that called the law must help the caller until he/she says the name "Tim McGraw".
I called the best friend law whenever I broke up with my girlfriend.
by George strait and Jones May 31, 2019
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