fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Let's just be friends

When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!

"I like you"
"Let's just be friends, k?"

by A person yo September 16, 2016

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

back friend support

when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend

man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support

by ladyvei January 17, 2018

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

Boy Best friend

A boy who’s always there for you no matter what. He will support your every decision, but will tell you if you’re with the right guy. He’s the shoulder for you to cry on, and the first to call when something goes wrong/right. He’s like a brother to you. Your best friend through thick and thin. One can possibly catch feelings in this kind of relationship.

Abby- “Hey, are you two dating?”

Ellie- “What? No! He’s my boy best friend”

by sage_011 October 22, 2019

Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020