me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
by umheythereily January 9, 2021

by fuck_urban_dictionary_by_allah April 6, 2021

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019

Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
by Kido123 December 25, 2020

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021

Person 1: Have you seen the top definitions of mgtow and anti-feminists on urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah it's horrible
Person 2: Yeah it's horrible
by G.P.P July 31, 2021

Did you see that someone threatened to murder your wife on urban dictionary? Even your address is there
Noooooooooo hmmmmmmm uh?
Noooooooooo hmmmmmmm uh?
by DaviWindows l;jaksdf November 12, 2019
