Slap the clown

Subtle alternative to "jerk off".

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!

by PierreVelez March 19, 2019

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 20, 2023

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 02, 2024

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.

1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy

by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021