couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink

Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping

by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022

Slaps

When something is made of incredible quality

This pizza really slaps!

by Cloyster Destroyer September 3, 2018

Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay

“Hey man are you ready for slap ass friday

by Beanieboy April 7, 2019

National slap your classmate day

March 2

Yay it's National slap your classmate day

by Scrvvjawdcrghbikm March 2, 2022

bitched slapped

when someones being a bitch so they get slapped

Kelly: oh chloes standing on the stairs
Jen: she has FOMO
Amber: errr she needs bitched slapped

chloe:.... yous bully me

by marieex October 24, 2018