Wiggum (n.)

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Ţ̴̻̞̆̏͆͝ĥ̵̡͈̻͖͚̝̼̠̳̞͐̀̔̒̌̾̀e ̬͔̺̝̳̮̝̮͑̐̈́̄̈́̋ ̺͖́́̂G̵̡̘͇̮͖͒͑͋́r̵̮͓͚͙̠̭̀̓͑̏̄͆̉̉̏e̵̺̪͎̫̤̝̠͚̔̔̓͑̾̏͜a̵̮̘̒̀̅̉̎̿̌̏̇̚t̴͓̥̳̼̪͖̤͕͂́͋̓̚ͅ ̴̞̝̗̮͖̻̐̌̆̈́́̕Û̴̜̟̳̱͍̉͘͘͘͜ṇ̵̢͉̰͉͇̟̦͖̤̌͘͝k ͈͆̑̅̍n ̨̲͕̠͍͖͖̟̈͋̐̆̏͗̇o̵͚̰̯͓̜̲̖͠w ̯̰̼̙̘̦̺͖͒́͘ͅͅn ̼̐̋̒̈̐̌̈́

Imagine a void that's filled with powerful primordial entities, each embodying concepts that are beyond human comprehension. This void operates on a strict ranking system, with the most powerful entities as its undisputed leaders. The only way to gain access is if a member of this void exits or enters its doors. No ifs, ands, or buts about it, in theory, you can summon a member but it's not recommended. Also, it should never be plainly written, it should be covered by a sort of font or some shit

"Dude I went to my grandma's for Thanksgiving and that shit rocked, the food, the people, and the vibes. How bout you, man?"

'I summoned ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ from the Ţ̴̻̞̆̏͆͝ĥ̵̡͈̻͖͚̝̼̠̳̞͐̀̔̒̌̾̀e ̬͔̺̝̳̮̝̮͑̐̈́̄̈́̋ ̺͖́́̂G̵̡̘͇̮͖͒͑͋́r̵̮͓͚͙̠̭̀̓͑̏̄͆̉̉̏e̵̺̪͎̫̤̝̠͚̔̔̓͑̾̏͜a̵̮̘̒̀̅̉̎̿̌̏̇̚t̴͓̥̳̼̪͖̤͕͂́͋̓̚ͅ ̴̞̝̗̮͖̻̐̌̆̈́́̕Û̴̜̟̳̱͍̉͘͘͘͜ṇ̵̢͉̰͉͇̟̦͖̤̌͘͝k ͈͆̑̅̍n ̨̲͕̠͍͖͖̟̈͋̐̆̏͗̇o̵͚̰̯͓̜̲̖͠w ̯̰̼̙̘̦̺͖͒́͘ͅͅn ̼̐̋̒̈̐̌̈́ on accident and ended up 100k in student debt and was forced to

binge-watch all of Cailou while ( ̦̳̰͔̠͕̲̈́̏͋͌̅̓̕-̵̘̓̄̂͒̔͂= ̘̞͍͎̼̜̈́̑̅̈́{̶̝̙͙̻̋̊̀-̵̖̖̤̻͆> ̡̭̈́̈́͑͗͛̎̈́̀̑- ̩͉̲͇̹̭̌̈̅̿̇͌̅͌͘-̵̡̙̱̖͓͕̠͔̳̇̐͜c̴͙͋̑̆ devoured all my lifes most prized possesions.'

"..."

'I also learned about Cheese.'

"Fucking awesome dude."

by Google Home November 27, 2023

Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.

Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.

by Famous XIII April 21, 2017

FUCKING R U N

the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 19, 2023

N-O

A strange internet abbreviation for, "Of course!"

"Let's get this awesome thing! It's not terribly expensive!"

“N-O. "

" Oh, good! I knew you'd agree!"

by PennFemme May 28, 2019

tamani n sara

Tamani n sara. the most unstoppable duo they have been through it all with eachother the highs and lows. sara always has tamanis back and tamani will always have saras no matter what its always this friendship b4 anything or anyone they're funny , annoying and definitely gorgeous i definitely think they will grow old tg as best friends for life ❤️

tamani n sara are forever and always , till infinity nd beyond.

by sriracha saucee July 18, 2023