John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

John Lee

A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia

by Son Yeon October 7, 2020

John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John Lale

'John Lale' is South Walian slang for bailing on an event, most commonly the pub or 5-a-side football.

He's only gone and John Laled

by JohnLale December 31, 2024

john lee

Version 1: A musical artist.

Version 2: The Geo archon's vessel from the popular gacha game, Genshin Impact.

1: John Lee's songs are so good!

2: John Lee simping.

by kaewa simp June 27, 2021

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023