Austrailian Jack Hammer

When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.

The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!

by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015

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double jacking

When you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole. Other wise known as the mating ritual of the consenting adult banana jack.

Kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment!

by Clive&Cleetus May 25, 2007

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jack mcgurn

Jack McGurn aka Vincenzo DeMora (1906-1936) was Al Capones top hitman of the day. Known for his extravagent style he became a basis for gangster personalities we see in the movies. He was nicknmaed Machine Gun McGurn because of his skilled use with the tommy gun. It is speculated that he planned the saint valentines day massacre of 1929. He was shot to death in a bowling alley on Valentines day in 1936 several years after the killings he masterminded.

Keep fucking with me or I'll send Jack McGurn gunning for ya!

by Jack McGurn September 28, 2006

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Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step ,stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011

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Captain Jack Sparrow

saturated with rum; constantly hot. smudged kohl eyeliner and red bandana. complete with beads and silver in hair. unverified accent. pirate in the caribbean; captain of the black pearl.

i love captain jack sparrow, captain of the black pearl and my heart :)

by stef helle March 16, 2004

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