by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024
Get the John Smithmug. by Firemanga January 5, 2017
Get the John Carringmug. A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
by PoisIvy February 16, 2024
Get the John Egbertmug. by almond.moose August 22, 2021
Get the john mac bonnettmug. 
A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
Get the John Flansburghmug. John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
by Georgia Girl April 16, 2020
Get the Johnmug.