fair weather friend

A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.

I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.

by commiebobo November 26, 2009

Let's just be friends

When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!

"I like you"
"Let's just be friends, k?"

by A person yo September 16, 2016

happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.

happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy

by blind_assassin January 4, 2007

fake youtube friend

someone who friends you but they friend everyone bcuz they r eithr really popular or someone famous like a band

Joe: Did u see how many friends bobby has?
Mike: Yeah but I red ther names and 90% of them r fake youtube friends

by asscookiemonster January 9, 2010

tag along friend

Someone who is forced to follow what their friends do

Your such a tag along friend.

by ¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿£ July 1, 2014

suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.

Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

by Carlos Sagan December 19, 2013

black widow friend

A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.

Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!

by Geen Geen May 30, 2015