Hand-fighting

Light physical scrimmage with another without intent to cause pain or injury.

Upset, Bill nudged John which lead to a light hand-fighting match

by yhui33 February 7, 2019

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Hand Rebel

When a person is left handed but uses the right hand to masturbate.

You hand rebel, I like you.

by Flux Bitch May 5, 2016

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

hand pop

The sodas in the coolers by check out lanes

Hey do you have a drink? Ya man I grabbed a hand pop on the way out of the store

by Relyt hsilgne December 8, 2024

Small handed bitch

Rad

Rad you small handed bitch

by PsychoSak October 28, 2020