A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
by commiebobo November 26, 2009
Get the fair weather friend mug.When a girl asks to just be friends she really means "you're a jerk who I would never date" or "I don't like you in that way, but I want to be your friend." Either way you got turned down!
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Get the Let's just be friends mug.Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.
Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
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Get the Best friend story mug.A phrase used to temper emotions after direct, if not harsh, feedback. It's used to remind the receiver that their relationship is primary and important, and the feedback or comment comes with no intention to ruin the relationship, only to strengthen it.
People love Patrick's self-help program because even though he's super direct, he keeps the relationship intact. His trick is to say "are we still friends?" throughout the tough sessions. He'll call you out and yet somehow you don't feel beat down. I think that's why he's always booked.
Patrick: "You drank and gambled all your money away. You've chased away anyone who ever dared to love you. You're a total clusterfuck. Now look in that mirror right there and tell me who you are and who you can be without blaming anyone."
Me: *big sigh* "Hmmm... that big mirror?"
Patrick: "Yea... are we still friends?"
Me: *chuckles* ... "Yea... I guess we are."
Patrick: "You drank and gambled all your money away. You've chased away anyone who ever dared to love you. You're a total clusterfuck. Now look in that mirror right there and tell me who you are and who you can be without blaming anyone."
Me: *big sigh* "Hmmm... that big mirror?"
Patrick: "Yea... are we still friends?"
Me: *chuckles* ... "Yea... I guess we are."
by axolotyl92 June 12, 2022
Get the Are we still friends? mug.apparently it’s on June 8th, but I don’t really have friends except your dumbass that always ghosts me.
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Get the best friends day mug.BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."
Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.
This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.
Can also be shortened to BFG.
Hi, I'm Steve. This is my best-friend-gayle, Mike. We've known each other a long time.
People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
People think we're together, but we're not. She's is my best-friend-gayle.
You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
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