Ass Her

When you go to type "add her" (like as a friend on facebook, myspace, etc) and accidently say "ass her" making things awkward.

Friend 1: "Hey you know that Michaela girl?
Friend 2: "Yeah, she's kinda hott."
Friend 1: "You should ass her."
Friend 2: "..."
Friend 1: "I mean add her. My bad."

by N. Is Awesome. March 15, 2011

Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007

Ass-terpiece

Used to Describe The Most Amazingly Awesome Ass on a Woman

(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)

Look at her ass...that is an Ass-terpiece

by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009

ass matter

Feces; shit; butt fudge

If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

ass mongrul

an itch in the anus or a name for a little brother

god damnitt this assmongrul is killing me

or

You little ass mongrul give me back my cds.

by Puncy August 9, 2005

ass cup

to cup the fart and hold over freinds mouth until they inhale the toxis smell making them gag

after that ass cup i threw up

by Drew wilhelmi May 13, 2005

Ass Ghost

(v) Pronounced; ass-ghost

1. One who comes in the dead of night to rob you of your anal virginity

2. To have a strange feeling in your bowels, and start shitting blood.

3. To feel like one is forcing their way into your pants violently. It is a good chance that you have an ASSGHOST or ASSPHANTOM inside of you.

Man 1; "Man my ass is raped, i can barley walk let alone shit straight, i think i got a visit from the ass ghost..."
Man 2; "Oh how exciting, did he leave you any money like the tooth fairy?"
Man 1: "Nah must of gotten the jewish ass ghost, all i got was a sore ass"
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"oh my stomach hurts, i hope that i did not get a visit by the infamous assghost"

by Dr. RazBerry August 28, 2009