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Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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simp

''if he's only being nice cause he's trying to lay the pipe he's a simp, if he's paying for her clothes and she's saying ''thank you bro'' he's a simp.
by glizziegobbler69 September 9, 2020
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SIMP

A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
Flash: Ayo peter is a SIMP!
MJ: Shut up flash!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
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Simp

You.
by ILikeWafflesBecauseTheyAreGood September 27, 2020
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Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco
Simp #1 bought gloves for non-simp #2
by Halslsk November 12, 2020
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simp

S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P player
Man...That guy is so good!!
Yeah, must be a SIMP.
by coolMinecrafter69 March 26, 2021
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simp

the term simp was invented to serve incels with the most ingenious reality check and potentially diverted several terrorist attacks and saved human lives
He sends streamer girls flowers, donates to her all the time.

He bought her a house, he hasn't even had sex with her. - "What a simp"
by dezzadk November 12, 2022
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