To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.

"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "

by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017

Meat Jesus

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

Meat pie

A pussy.

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty

by Philibro October 4, 2017

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017