John Bean

John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter

If you want a kid

Ask John Bean
Hes around the corner

by KiddyFidler101 February 14, 2021

The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Cena

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023