Bryn Fucking W

The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).

The Bryn Fucking W is my best friend.

by jordisdrummodumbo February 4, 2021

Cutest fucking thing in the world

Inês Guerreiro

Wow, Inês Guerreiro is the cutest fucking thing in the world

by Warrior_120 March 14, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

STOMACH FUCKING

This is the place a SHITEATER gets FUCKED back for FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT.

I can't wait to get a good STOMACH FUCKING for having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with SHIT.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

sandhills fucking iecc

something a riverrail signaller says when they are on duty

Signaller: “Sandhills fucking iecc what do u fuckin want”
Driver: “red signal green pls”

by speaks the real truth April 30, 2021

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021