King Byrd

A King Byrd is someone who ruins their own life even when everyone tells them to get a hold of themself and knock that retarded shit off.

Well, looks like he became a King Byrd a flooded his own house again. Fucking retard, am I right?

by GeoffDon123 January 24, 2022

Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered

“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”

by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024

my king

Title a hererosexual man gives to another

"Cya, my king!"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.

After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling

by Amschel September 6, 2025

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch

"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"

by thefin04 September 21, 2022

Potato King

The potato King's real name is Technoblade and Technoblade was a man that inspired all Minecraft content creators

RIP The Potato King

by Vr_Thomas July 1, 2022

Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse

"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"

by grötmongo April 24, 2020