by I wrote this from Scotland March 22, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Baker is a simp. He’s obsessed with FaceTiming his “girlfriend” even though she doesn’t like him like that
by Chippyt83 May 24, 2024
Get the Simpmug. A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
by The black shadow August 8, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Daniel DalCortivo
Phil: Hey man, did you catch the game last night?
Daniel: Nah dude I was taking pictures with Sarah.
Phil: You’re such a simp.
Daniel: Nah dude I was taking pictures with Sarah.
Phil: You’re such a simp.
by Poopfiend69 March 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 