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Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.
Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.
by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025
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johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
by HecatiaLapisLazvli October 4, 2024
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john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden
John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"
by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019
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john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018
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John Phillip

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.
by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022
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John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.
your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"
by That JOHN July 17, 2025
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John Roblox Syndrome

John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.
Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024
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