diss dick

The answer to any question.

GF: what should I eat for dinner?
You: DISS DICK

by Djmakeherdrip July 1, 2017

Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

by AM2000 May 25, 2018

rollover dick

when you dick a girl and then decide not too before you finish or even get into it and just rollover like nothing happened

I totally rollover dicked that girl, she wasn't good enough i sobered up the moment my dick hit her pussy lips.

by jdlhnf December 20, 2010

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please

Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?

by DDstyle May 24, 2022

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019