mellen cake

a lovely young lady who does good hand jobs on people, she is aka 'the rough one in bed'
wow she was a total mellen cake in bed last night, I'm chuffed
by jamisle the rreal shizzle January 24, 2017
mugGet the mellen cakemug.
When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018
mugGet the Fudge Cake and Chopsticksmug.

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
mugGet the Stitch Cakemug.

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
mugGet the Pregnancy cakemug.

cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
mugGet the cake breadmug.

Cake

You look lonely you need some cake
by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
mugGet the Cakemug.

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