Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

cake

a term of endearment like "honey" or "sweetheart"

Hey cake wanna go to the movies tonight?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 20, 2022

Making Cakes

To vomit

Joe is so drunk, he's making cakes all over the tavern floor.

by chronicchaoticcrohnie January 15, 2025

cakes and candles

The manly way to say “Happy Birthday.”

Cakes and candles my brother.

by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

Cake Boss

A term used for a guy that is with a girl with a phat ass. This guy is usually well-hung and a respected individual.

Maire: Just saw cake boss with his girl on campus today. He must be packing to be able to handle all of that ass.
Bella: haha, the cake boss must be so proud to be with her. She is built like Kim K.

by Snake145 November 23, 2022