brown water rafter

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.

i just got five brown water rafters.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

Downtown with Mr. Brown

a term black men use to refer to jacking off.

Stephon: Man, im really nervous about my interview today

Laquintin: My negro, just got Downtown with Mr. Brown!

Stephon: (30 minutes later) Wow Laquintin! That really helped!

Laquintin: You know i always be gotten yo back boiii

by Jaxman92 July 8, 2010

big brown cock

big brown cocks are Big Cocks which are brown with semi-curly hair at the sides, which reminds of a gigantic anaconda on a rainforest. Also it's related to BBC(big black cocks) however, those anaconda are humungous and the forests are thick, deep and very hard to reach

GARRY LEE-"Yoo I saw a BBC documentary about bbc and BBC"
GAYBOY- "yea I sucked those big brown cocks and big black cocks"
GARRY LEE-"u gay af, im talking about big brown and black roosters 🐓"

GAY BOY- "im just horny papi"

by Slenderdick rottingballs January 13, 2022

French Fry Brown

When one is feeling no stress, like a big weight has been lifted.

Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now

by Be Easy, Be Free January 3, 2021

brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 9, 2014