When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
by Beiznxueosnxyeib November 21, 2018
When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )
by huckle berry February 19, 2025
Not to be confused with the T28 superheavy, the T-28 was a soviet medium tank used in the Second World War, The Winter War, and was designed in 1931 and was produced until 1941. It has up to 80mm of armour. It had a top speed of around 20mph.
Person:“Who can name any tanks from World War Two?”
Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”
Person: “Random but good answer”
Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”
Person: “Random but good answer”
by Glamrock Chica December 29, 2022
A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.
"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."
by OpaGramps January 01, 2024
The act of when someone has done something that is either very numerous or
Very stupid often resulting in everyone in the room laughing at the person. You would normally use this phrase when you are out with a new group of friends , typically from Toronto who use a variety of slang that you have never heard before or can’t understand , so to make yourself not look like a wasteyute you make up a word in order to make them think you're “with them shits”. As a result you use the phrase “T-Offing”.
Very stupid often resulting in everyone in the room laughing at the person. You would normally use this phrase when you are out with a new group of friends , typically from Toronto who use a variety of slang that you have never heard before or can’t understand , so to make yourself not look like a wasteyute you make up a word in order to make them think you're “with them shits”. As a result you use the phrase “T-Offing”.
Ivan: yo fam I heard Gary flopped on linking the mandem over sum battry ting.
Gianluca: “YO SAY WORD THIS MANS T-OFFING “
Ivan: “Yo fam what the fuck are you saying that’s not a word retard”
Gianluca: “YO SAY WORD THIS MANS T-OFFING “
Ivan: “Yo fam what the fuck are you saying that’s not a word retard”
by T-offer April 09, 2021