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Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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Simp

A male trying to please a woman over affection and kindness to have sex.
For example: Someone with a 2 inch dick named Otis. Simping as hard as possible at an increasing and alarming rate.
by xd_lucifer March 11, 2020
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Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.

Pimps are players. Simps get played.
by Raheim September 3, 2020
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SIMP

A highly contagious disease. Transmitted by attractive women but can only effect 9 year old fortnite kids on instagram.
You're a simp.
by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020
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Simp

Simp Means

S.quirrels

I.n

M.y

P.ants

duh from Phineas and Ferb
"s to the I to the m to the p "-Rapper dude
"There's SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!"-Candance
"and that's a simp kid"- person watching Phineas and Ferb
by Your local street hobo April 3, 2020
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simp

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by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020
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Simp

An overused word that describes a guy being ‘overly’ nice to a girl. As a girl, if somebody says this to you, take it as a compliment.
“haha simp” boy 1
“no, i’m just nice” boy 2
boy 2 is correct.
by Rosa.......Hi September 30, 2020
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