Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 10, 2014

smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism

“look there’s a smol bean”

by user347 April 13, 2021

smol bean

my boyfriend

idK HE Is A SmoL BEaN

by bts.thanGs011 February 16, 2018

Smol Bean

Someone who is soft hearted and is appreciated lots

Jayne is a Smol Bean

by Bipyortsweirdquestions March 20, 2020

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 09, 2023

Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 06, 2024

Smol Bean

A smol bean is someone who acts and is adorable and cute in every way

Awww Elliot is such a smol bean

by A magical shadey duck January 26, 2019