Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020

meat nuggie

A female Clitoris.

I went over to my girlfriends house last night and she showed me her meat nuggie!!

by kushbudkush June 29, 2017

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

by anonymous March 31, 2023

meat wacking

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.

Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.

by Money Green May 25, 2016

Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”

by stackin2high January 23, 2025

Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013