green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

Green shirt eric

Loves long walks on a sunset beach.

Green shirt eric held hands on a sunset beach.

by oohyeaah August 17, 2018

i hate green beans daddy

When Jeffy says he hates green beans.

“I hate green beans daddy!”

by PhoneGuyYT June 6, 2025

Green fn

Green Fn

Shoot your shot! Green Fn

by 76Rocket March 7, 2024

Green

Talking to a lot of people at once

“Boy you so green sdfu you talk to everybody in the school”

by Bumrocker27 April 19, 2023

green screen of death

A green screen that Barney will give you if you are mean to him, or he does something that he wasn't supposed to do, in which you get when the computer crashes, thus you must manually restart your computer, also if Barney does something and it was his fault you received a green screen of death, instead of the normal mad Barney pointing his arrow at the message telling you that you need to restart your computer, he will point his arrow at the reason why it crashed, and he will be shocked, and there will be a note from Barney explaining to you what happened, and there will be an item or video thumbnail that cause the computer to crash with a red prohibition sign on it, and he will tell you that you may need to install something to prevent this from happening again, preferably a driver or antivirus, and may even restart your computer for you.

Barney: Oh no, You got the Green Screen of Death, you have to restart your computer
You: I need to restart

by the dustyjacobs company™ August 23, 2019

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012