King Bean

A king bean is a great leader and really smart. His firearm skills are unmatched throughout all of beantopia. He is normally found playing games on his Xbox in the legendary palace of Beantopia. All who come before him will be blessed or will die trying

Wow King Bean is so sad

by stosef jalin January 20, 2022

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

knockin beans

Knockin beans, also commonly called beanslap, refers to any number of people in a room alone at night, KNOCKIN DEM BEANS

Kyle: So, last night me and my girl were knockin beans, if yk what I mean.
Karen: Damnit Kyle, I told you to stop sleeping with your sister!

by BeanKNOCKER September 15, 2020

Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

Bill Bean

Bill bean is a very sweaty cheese TOASTIE and plays fortnite 230 hours a day also he uses anonymous mode cuz he thinks hes a streamer but someone got more views stamping his foot than his fortnite montages

Hes very sweaty he must be a bill bean

by Jesus Dad August 15, 2019

bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009