one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

one in the grass two in the ass by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

smacked by the Gods 

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

smacked by the Gods by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

short on the gate 

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

short on the gate by joesarmy October 2, 2015

Drop out of the gene pool 

A more defined version of "don't breed" and "kill yourself." However, the insult can be interpreted in different ways.

Hank: "Your mother is a whore, Jack."
Jack: "Drop out of the gene pool, Hank."

Drop out of the gene pool by zcarter644 September 20, 2016

Drown out the Gopher 

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.

Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.

Drown out the Gopher by GoochTrain November 8, 2016

tidy up the garden 

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

tidy up the garden by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016

barbra from the ghetto 

Someone who puts on a blonde weave and a dress and dances to Hairspray songs.

Ex-Good Morning Balitimore, Nicest Kids in Town
Is the flasher that lives next door.

Barbra from the Ghetto just snatched my weave.

barbra from the ghetto by yaaasss queen December 3, 2016