Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

Dance Punching

The feeling you get when a group of people move in on your dance space.

Those girls are pushing us out of our area, lets jump in the middle and start dance punching.

by Selphee June 4, 2011

bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party

I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.

by alchosulz June 20, 2011

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

ball punching

a dick move

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea

by sweet sally may January 8, 2012

Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch April 24, 2012

Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush May 15, 2012