iraqi ass piss

A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally

Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat

by AhsokasPlotArmor September 6, 2023

Dewey Decimal Piss-On

We see a nerd at the library reading a book, so you go over and piss on them.

LOL THERE GOES A NERD READING CHARLOTTES WEB, LETS GO DEWEY DECIMAL PISS-ON THEM.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024